Friday, November 27, 2009

Thankful for What?

Yesterday was Thanksgiving....what was I thankful for?

1. Child Support-I love being told a dollar amount that my child is worth by a system that has no idea on extenuating circumstances.
2. My ex wife- She's in Mexico juggling balls with my money.
3. My great job- Any time you can work 40+ hours a week still get behind on child support you have to be doing something right.
4. My astute family- Sure, just because I used to make 120K and now make 1/6th of that I'd love to buy all of the Thanksgiving food.
5. The sluts in my life-Really, I am. Who wants a classy lady?


Happy Black Friday everyone!

PS...it's called Black Friday because everything is a steal!